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LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 20:07:20z Send another FORTUNE.Speak softly and carry a +6 two-handed sword.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 19:20:50z Send another FORTUNE.Conceit causes more conversation than wit. -- LaRochefoucauld
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 19:05:20z Send another FORTUNE.Professional driver on closed track.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 18:49:50z Send another FORTUNE.The man who has never been flogged has never been taught. -- Menander
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 18:18:50z Send another FORTUNE.Surprise your boss. Get to work on time.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 17:16:50z Send another FORTUNE.What we Are is God's gift to us. What we Become is our gift to God.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 16:45:50z Send another FORTUNE.Many are cold, but few are frozen.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 16:30:20z Send another FORTUNE.The mature bohemian is one whose woman works full time.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 15:59:21z Send another FORTUNE.Reality is for people who lack imagination.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 15:43:50z Send another FORTUNE.He who laughs, lasts.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 14:10:51z Send another FORTUNE.A pound of salt will not sweeten a single cup of tea.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 13:39:51z Send another FORTUNE.What GOOD is a CARDBOARD suitcase ANYWAY?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 13:24:21z Send another FORTUNE.Q: Why did the astrophysicist order three hamburgers? A: Because he was hungry.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 13:08:50z Send another FORTUNE."But this one goes to eleven." -- Nigel Tufnel
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 12:37:51z Send another FORTUNE.No foreign coins.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 12:06:51z Send another FORTUNE.Finagle's Creed: Science is true. Don't be misled by facts.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 11:51:20z Send another FORTUNE.Offer may end without notice.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 11:35:51z Send another FORTUNE.Great American Axiom: Some is good, more is better, too much is just right.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 11:20:21z Send another FORTUNE.A woman shouldn't have to buy her own perfume. -- Maurine Lewis
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 10:49:21z Send another FORTUNE.There is no such thing as fortune. Try again.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 10:33:50z Send another FORTUNE.Custer committed Siouxicide.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 10:18:20z Send another FORTUNE.Love the sea? I dote upon it -- from the beach.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 10:02:51z Send another FORTUNE.Live Free or Live in Massachusettes.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 09:47:20z Send another FORTUNE.Our comedies are not to be laughed at. -Samuel Goldwyn
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 09:31:50z Send another FORTUNE.I don't understand you anymore.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 09:16:20z Send another FORTUNE."I have five dollars for each of you." -- Bernhard Goetz
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 09:00:51z Send another FORTUNE.The descent to Hades is the same from every place. -- Anaxagoras
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 08:29:51z Send another FORTUNE.Power is the finest token of affection.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 08:14:21z Send another FORTUNE.You cannot have a science without measurement. -- R. W. Hamming
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 07:58:50z Send another FORTUNE.Illiterate? Write today, for free help!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 07:27:51z Send another FORTUNE.If life isn't what you wanted, have you asked for anything else?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 06:56:51z Send another FORTUNE.Twenty Percent of Zero is Better than Nothing. -- Walt Kelly
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 06:41:22z Send another FORTUNE.Stone's Law: One man's "simple" is another man's "huh?"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 05:54:52z Send another FORTUNE."The chain which can be yanked is not the eternal chain." -- G. Fitch
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 05:08:21z Send another FORTUNE.Think honk if you're a telepath.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 03:50:50z Send another FORTUNE.I'd like some JUNK FOOD ... and then I want to be ALONE --
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 03:35:22z Send another FORTUNE.brokee, n: Someone who buys stocks on the advice of a broker.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 03:19:50z Send another FORTUNE.Don't smoke the next cigarette. Repeat.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 03:04:20z Send another FORTUNE.Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 02:48:52z Send another FORTUNE.Blackout restrictions apply.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 02:02:22z Send another FORTUNE.You can't play your friends like marks, kid. -- Henry Gondorf, "The Sting"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 01:46:52z Send another FORTUNE.6 oz. orange juice 1 oz. vodka 1/2 oz. Galliano Harvey Wallbangers
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 01:31:22z Send another FORTUNE.Visit beautiful Wisconsin Dells.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 01:00:22z Send another FORTUNE.PENGUINICITY!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 00:44:51z Send another FORTUNE.You can always tell luck from ability by its duration.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/21 00:29:21z Send another FORTUNE.The discerning person is always at a disadvantage.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 23:58:21z Send another FORTUNE.pension: A federally insured chain letter.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 23:42:51z Send another FORTUNE....his disciples lead him in; he just does the rest. -- The Who, "Tommy"
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 23:11:51z Send another FORTUNE.Life's the same, except for the shoes. -- The Cars
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 22:56:22z Send another FORTUNE.Truly simple systems... require infinite testing. -- Norman Augustine
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 22:40:51z Send another FORTUNE.This space intentionally left blank.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 22:25:21z Send another FORTUNE.This bag is recyclable.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 21:54:21z Send another FORTUNE.George Orwell was an optimist.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 21:23:21z Send another FORTUNE."It's ten o'clock... Do you know where your AI programs are?" -- Peter Oakley
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 21:07:51z Send another FORTUNE.UNIX enhancements aren't.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 20:52:22z Send another FORTUNE.Happiness adds and multiplies as we divide it with others.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 20:36:52z Send another FORTUNE.Writing is turning one's worst moments into money. -- J.P. Donleavy
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 20:21:22z Send another FORTUNE.Change your thoughts and you change your world.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 20:05:51z Send another FORTUNE.Sin boldly. -- Martin Luther
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 19:50:22z Send another FORTUNE.Don't plan any hasty moves. You'll be evicted soon anyway.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 19:34:51z Send another FORTUNE.A journey of a thousand miles must begin with a single step. -- Lao Tsu
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 19:19:23z Send another FORTUNE.Pardon this fortune. Database under reconstruction.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 18:48:22z Send another FORTUNE.I think we're in trouble. -- Han Solo
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 18:32:52z Send another FORTUNE.Got a dictionary? I want to know the meaning of life.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 18:01:52z Send another FORTUNE.The secret of healthy hitchhiking is to eat junk food.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 17:30:52z Send another FORTUNE.You may call me by my name, Wirth, or by my value, Worth. -- Nicklaus Wirth
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 16:59:52z Send another FORTUNE."No one gets too old to learn a new way of being stupid."
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 15:42:23z Send another FORTUNE.We promise according to our hopes, and perform according to our fears.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 15:26:52z Send another FORTUNE.If your mother knew what you're doing, she'd probably hang her head and cry.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 13:07:22z Send another FORTUNE.Two wrongs are only the beginning. -- Kohn
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 12:20:52z Send another FORTUNE.There are more things in heaven and earth than any place else.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 11:34:22z Send another FORTUNE.marriage, n.: Convertible bonds.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 11:18:52z Send another FORTUNE.Promising costs nothing, it's the delivering that kills you.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 11:03:22z Send another FORTUNE.Excellent day to have a rotten day.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 10:32:22z Send another FORTUNE.May you live in interesting times. -- Chinese proverb
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 10:01:22z Send another FORTUNE.Is it weird in here, or is it just me? -- Steven Wright
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 08:28:23z Send another FORTUNE.I wonder if there's anything GOOD on tonight?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 08:12:53z Send another FORTUNE."Nature is very un-American. Nature never hurries." -- William George Jordan
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 07:26:24z Send another FORTUNE.Experiments must be reproducible; they should all fail in the same way.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 07:10:53z Send another FORTUNE.* Linux Viruscan..... Windows 95 found. Remove it? (Y/y) -- Unknown source
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 06:55:22z Send another FORTUNE.What's so funny?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 06:39:52z Send another FORTUNE.Who is John Galt?
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 06:24:22z Send another FORTUNE.Klatu barada nikto.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 05:53:22z Send another FORTUNE.Monitor not included.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 04:04:53z Send another FORTUNE.COBOL: An exercise in Artificial Inelegance.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 03:33:53z Send another FORTUNE.I'm free -- and freedom tastes of reality. -- The Who
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 03:18:23z Send another FORTUNE.Be open to other people -- they may enrich your dream.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 03:02:53z Send another FORTUNE.One big pile is better than two little piles. -- Arlo Guthrie
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 02:47:23z Send another FORTUNE.Many a bum show has been saved by the flag. -- George M. Cohan
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 02:31:53z Send another FORTUNE.Brain damage is all in your head. -- Karl Lehenbauer
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 02:00:53z Send another FORTUNE.Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance? -- Charlie McCarthy
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 01:45:22z Send another FORTUNE.Money cannot buy love, nor even friendship.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 01:14:23z Send another FORTUNE.BEWARE! People acting under the influence of human nature.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 00:58:53z Send another FORTUNE.Agnes' Law: Almost everything in life is easier to get into than out of.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/20 00:12:23z Send another FORTUNE."We will bury you." -- Nikita Kruschev
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/19 23:56:54z Send another FORTUNE.Atlanta: An entire city surrounded by an airport.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/19 23:41:23z Send another FORTUNE.Available while quantities last.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/19 23:25:53z Send another FORTUNE.I'd like to meet the guy who invented beer and see what he's working on now.
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/19 22:54:53z Send another FORTUNE.Would you people stop playing these stupid games?!?!?!!!!
LZ2PCB-5 LZ2PCB-7 06/19 22:39:23z Send another FORTUNE.Just when you thought you were winning the rat race, along comes a faster rat!!